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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual:

    sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.

  • Heterosexual:

    an undying lust for Macklemore.

  • Asexual:

    attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.

  • Pansexual:

    a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.

  • Polysexual:

    sexual attraction to polygons.

  • Bisexual:

    Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.

  • Demisexual:

    Never ending love of demi lovato

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